Gold Coast Commonwealth Games!

Did you hear that the Gold Coast might be holding the 2018 Commonwealth Games.It would be a great thing for not just QLD but Australia!

Design Change

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Hugh Hefner & Crystal Harris -- The Wedding is OFF!!!

Hugh Hefner's fiancee Crystal Harris is a real-life runaway bride -- 5 days before walking down the aisle ... she bailed out of the Playboy Mansion and multiple sources say the wedding is off! 


Our sources -- who are all at the mansion -- say Crystal, 25, and Hef, 85, had a nasty argument this weekend on the phone. When the dust settled Crystal decided to 86 the nuptials and quickly moved her stuff out.

The wedding was supposed to go down Saturday. It would have been Hef's, umm ... third marriage.

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Sony's Tretton apologizes for Playstation Network outage

At Sony's afternoon E3 keynote, President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment of America (SCEA) Jack Tretton issued an apology to third party partners, retailers and consumers for the massive Playstation Network outage.

To the media, who profited a great deal off of the bad news, Tretton said "you're welcome."retton said this was his first opportunity to publicly address the issue, and he thanked users for being patient during the incident.

"I want to apologize both personally and on behalf of the company for any anxiety we've caused you," Tretton said.

Network activity is back up to around 90% of normal functionality, and Tretton said it's something that Sony takes very seriously. When the network returns fully, PSN will begin carrying CinemaNow streaming video content in addition to Hulu Plus, Netflix, and Vudu.

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Yemen's Saleh 'stable' after attack

Yemen's prime minister and other senior officials hurt in an attack on the presidential palace have been transferred to Saudi Arabia for treatment, the state news agency SABA says.

But the condition of Ali Abdullah Saleh, the president, was "of no cause for concern", a medic told AFP news agency on Saturday, after officials said he was "lightly wounded in the back of the head".

Shells hit a mosque in the presidential palace compound on Friday as officials, including Saleh, were praying.

Saleh was "stable" and treated at a hospital in the capital, Sanaa, the medic said, while other injured officials, including the speakers of both houses of parliament, were taken to neighbouring Saudi Arabia, where hospitals are better equipped than in Yemen.

Hisham Sharaf, minister of trade and industry, said he met Saleh on Friday night and that the president remained defiant in the face of escalating violence.

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"He was in very high morale. The strike that doesn't break you makes you stronger. The strike made him more adamant that he won't hand over the country until he is sure it will be safe and clear of militias," Sharaf said.

In an audio address delivered on state television late on Friday night, Saleh said the strike, where "seven officers were martyred", was carried out by an "outlaw gang", referring to the Hashed tribal federation led by Sadiq al-Ahmar, a powerful dissident tribesman.

Al-Ahmar's fighters have been battling government forces in the capital since a truce crumbled on Tuesday.

Witnesses said sporadic shelling and rocketfire on Saturday rattled the al-Hasaba district of northern Sanaa where al-Ahmar has his base, forcing residents to flee. The area is suffering from water and electricity cuts.

Taiz withdrawal

Elsewhere in Yemen, officials said police and military units have withdrawn from the southern city of Taiz after a week of clashes with pro-reform demonstrators that left dozens dead.

"Looting and scenes of chaos are spreading after the withdrawal of security forces and the army from the city," the opposition leader, who asked not to be named, told Reuters news agency.

Tareq al-Shami, a ruling party official, confirmed the government's security forces had pulled back from the city which is about 200km south of the capital.

The UN human rights chief said her office was investigating reports that as many as 50 have been killed in Taiz since Sunday.

Abdul Ghani al-Iryani, an independent political analyst in Sanaa, told Al Jazeera that it was "quite reasonable to assume" that al-Ahmar's fighters were behind the palace hit on Friday.

"[The tribesmen] probably wanted him to know that [Saleh] can no longer attack them with impunity, and that they can reach him as he can reach them," al-Iryani said.

But al-Ahmar's office denied responsibility and instead blamed Saleh for the attack, calling it part of his effort to help justify a government escalation of street fighting in the capital.

Call for ceasefire

Ten people were killed and 35 others injured in southern Sanaa on Friday as Yemeni troops shelled the home of Hamid al-Ahmar, the brother of Sadiq al-Ahmar, Hamid's office said on Saturday.

Hamid, a prominent businessman, is a leader of Yemen's biggest opposition party, Al-Islah (reform).

The shelling in Hada neighbourhood also targeted the homes of Sadiq's two other brothers, Hemyar and Mizhij, and that of Ali Mohsen al-Ahmar, a dissident army general.

The US has condemned Friday's violence, including the attack on the Saleh's palace, and called for him to transfer power.

"We call on all sides to cease hostilities immediately and to pursue an orderly and peaceful process of transferring political power as called for in the GCC-brokered agreement," the White House said, referring to the Gulf Co-operation Council.

Yemen's parliamentary opposition on Saturday called for an "immediate" ceasefire.

The Common Forum alliance condemned what it said was the "the dangerous twist which the clashes have taken in targeting the homes of citizens, the presidential palace, and vital installations".

The alliance of parliamentary opposition groups urged "quick action" from the international community "to save Yemen and its people from falling into [civil] war", in the statement.

School of Rock Tribute Concerts

True story. My first new car was a 1994 silver VW Jetta that had a huge black, vinyl sticker of Jim Morrison’s face on it. I was a huge Doors fan. I blasted “Peace Frog” as I drove and I even had a copy of The Lizard King: The Essential Jim Morrison on my passenger seat at all times. So when I heard about School of Rock’sTribute to The Doors concert, I got a bit nostalgic.

Would it look silly if I put a Jim Morrison sticker on my station wagon?

School of Rock Montclair’s “Tribute To The Doors” Concert
Who: All ages.
What:  A two-hour show featuring students in School of Rock’s Performance Program, who have been rehearsing their repertoires since January. Songs to be performed in the Doors concert will include such favorites as “Roadhouse Blues”, “Love Her Madly”, “L.A. Woman”, and “Riders On The Storm.”
Where & When:Just Jake’s, 30 Park Street, Montclair, NJ, 07042 on Sunday, June 5. Doors open at 3:30 pm and showtime is 4 pm.
Trumpets, 6 Depot Square, Montclair, NJ, 07042 on Saturday, June 12. Doors open at 1 pm and showtime is 2 pm.
Cost: $10 for adult, $5 for ages 7 to 18. For more information, contact School of Rock Montclair at (973) 337-5296.  Tickets can be purchased in advance at School of Rock Montclair,125 Valley Road, Montclair, NJ, 07042 or at the venue on the day of the show.

If music from the 90s is more your style, School of Rock will also perform two Green Day Vs. Red Hot Chili Peppers Concert this month as well:

School of Rock Montclair’s “Green Day Vs. Red Hot Chili Peppers” Concert
Who: All ages.
What:  A two-hour show featuring students in School of Rock’s Performance Program, who have been rehearsing their repertoires since January. Songs in the Green Day Vs. Red Hot Chili Peppers concert will include hits from both bands, including ”Higher Ground”, “American Idiot”, “Dani California”, and “Boulevard of Broken Dreams”.
Where & When:Just Jake’s, 30 Park Street, Montclair, NJ, 07042 on Sunday, June 5. Doors open at 12 pm and showtime is 1 pm.
Trumpets, 6 Depot Square, Montclair, NJ, 07042 on Saturday, June 11. Doors open at 1 pm and showtime is 2 pm.
Cost: $10 for adult, $5 for ages 7 to 18. For more information, contact School of Rock Montclair at (973) 337-5296.  Tickets can be purchased in advance at School of Rock Montclair,125 Valley Road, Montclair, NJ, 07042 or at the venue on the day of the show.

A giant leap of evolution

The cane toad is unstoppable. DENISE CARTER speaks to director Mark Lewis about the ecological scourge that has triumphed over humanity

Hated and cast as evil and ugly, the cane toad is bashed, stuffed, frozen, gassed and treated with the utmost contempt all over Australia.

But Mark Lewis, director of Cane Toads: The Conquest, shows more than one side to this much maligned creature.

We see him (the cane toad) as a protagonist battling his way down the highway of life, eating and romancing, as people do, calmly weathering his life’s tragedies, while imbuing other’s lives with hate and love and humour.

It is this empathetic view of the cane toad, with accompanying music to his endeavours, which makes it quite shocking when he is killed.

"It lends itself to irreverent and humorous treatment," Mark Lewis says about his film.

"But it is also a tragedy."

A documentary in 3D created on a road trip of 22 weeks "through the Queensland floods to the heat of Western Australia", the tale follows the cane toad from its initial introduction to Australia from South America, through its failure to do what it was supposed to do (get rid of the greyback cane beetle) to its adaptation to the environment and its advance, despite all the arsenal mankind continues to throw at it, across the country.

Were the cane toad not declared a pest, this would be a tale of triumph over adversity.

One of the most unusual elements of this docu-film, which premiered at the Sundance Film Festival last year, is that Mark gives as much time to people who say the cane toad is beautiful, with its large golden eyes and pleasant smiling mouth, as to the people who believe the only good cane toad is a dead cane toad.

"We played with lot of different elements," Mark says.

"It’s a road movie, a romantic comedy, it’s suggestive of Alien, and the cane toad is unstoppable like The Terminator."

This is the second lunge Mark has made at the inner world of the cane toad, his first being Cane Toad: An Unnatural Historyin 1988, which became a cult classic and which was nominated for a BAFTA award for best short film.

So what has changed in the battle of cane toad versus man in the interim years?

"The greatest change and addition to my knowledge is that the war is over," Mark says. "For all the control methods, they keep hopping away. The other thing is that nature will restore itself."

But there is one question which Mark was not able to answer, where this now evolved super toad is going, breaking its little legs down into stumps as it crosses miles of land.

"We don’t know," he says. "They have evolved to climactic conditions."

Scientists in the documentary say they never expected the cane toad to cross the Gulf of Carpentaria much less from the Northern Territory into Western Australia.

"The only thing that stops them is extreme cold, but by our knowledge of how they are evolving, who knows?" Mark Lewis says.

Lewis personifies his cast of animals. There’s a dog who eats a cane toad and we witness him being taken to hospital (vet hospital), which is played out much like an episode of ER,Grey’s Anatomy or House as his family watch over him in intensive care.

There’s another dog, Dobby, who loves to lick cane toads for the kick he derives out of it and we see him having an LSD-type trip.

"It was a wonderful opportunity to do an LSD trip from a dog’s point of view," Mark says.

Then there’s a whole host of characters who either hate or love the cane toad.

"We found wonderful characters with great and entertaining stories," Mark says.

They include Keith Barnes, from Gordonvale, and Tip Byrne, from Tully.

Naturally, Mark also had "thousands of cane toads" in his cast, including one star toad.

"We took him back in the car and released him in an upper class neighbourhood," Mark says, laughing.

But would he go so far as to have one as a pet like some of the people in the movie?

"I’d love to," he says.

"I’ve wanted a cane toad for myself for a long time. Every time someone finds one for me (it has to be at least one and a half kilos), I’m about two days too late and someone has got at it with a shovel."

Having been involved with every facet of the movie (from writing, directing and producing to promoting), there is only one thing Mark desires when the movie opens after four years of personal investment.

"A long sleep," he says.

Results of the poll for may

Q. who is the best singer out of:

1st billie joe armstrong                     5 votes

2nd miley cyrus                                3 votes

3rd/4th eminem                                1 vote

3rd/4th rihanna                                1 vote

5th-12  with 0 votes were

justin beiber

lilly allen

axl rose

lady gaga

pez and 360

3oh!3

Michael jackson

Michael Buble

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Lady Gaga's exclusive Sydney gig

Going Gaga ... a select group of fans will get to see Lady Gaga perform in Sydney on July 13. Photo: Reuters

FEWER than 1000 fans will get to see Lady Gaga's one-off Sydney show on July 13. The Poker Face singer is scheduled for a flying visit to promote her new album, Born This Way, and it will be her only performance this time around. She has booked the Sydney Town Hall for the gig and plans to rename it the Sydney Monster Hall for the occasion. Competitions for tickets will begin on FM radio stations this week. Those running Take 40 programs, Vodafone, the Today network and Channel [V] are all offering tickets. The star is also giving fans across the country a shot at tickets as long as they prove their dedication - from June 8, a Facebook page will be set up to accept pictures of the most extravagant ''little monsters'' out there. The concert, set to be hosted by 2Day FM's Kyle and Jackie O, will feature a stripped-down production of Lady Gaga's usual touring extravagance. But for a singer who entered the Grammy Awards presentation in a giant egg and emerged from coffin at a recent British performance, fans are likely to expect nothing short of spectacular. Lady Gaga has not ruled out returning for a full Australian tour and has been quoted saying she will be back early next year for what she has dubbed the Born This Way Ball. Her previous Australia tour was in March last year.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/national/the-diary/lady-gagas-exclusive-sydney-gig-20110529-1fb1r.html#ixzz1Nuro2vZX

Rabbit Proof Fence

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Missing Melbourne teen found

Missing teenager Jesse Densley has been reunited with his family after police found him in Melbourne's west.

Police say a member of the public spotted the teen in Newport and phoned police, who found him on Champion Road on Friday morning.

He was reunited with family at Williamstown police station shortly after.

Police say he is in good health.

Jesse has been missing since Tuesday, when he was last seen at North Williamstown train station.

Button says McLaren can challenge Bull's

FORMULA One 2009 world champion Jenson Button believes his McLaren car has the potential pace to match and catch the red-hot Red Bulls at this weekend's Monaco Grand Prix.

Red Bull have dominated qualifying so far this season claiming pole position at all of the opening five Grands Prix, but the 30-year-old Englishman is confident that his car is better suited to the twists and turns of the Monte Carlo street circuit.

Despite being able to match the pace of the Red Bulls during the race in Spain last weekend, both Button and his McLaren team-mate and compatriot Lewis Hamilton were a second slower in qualifying.

Button, presently fourth in the championship, admitted that there was still a lot of work to do to match the Red Bulls in the long run, but believes that this weekend may be his team's best chance of a pole position.

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"They're just so fast in qualifying, but nobody really knows why" said Button.

"We feel that they have a lot more downforce than us, and looking at the pace difference, I can't see us beating them in qualifying in the near future unless it's a very unusual circumstance - like perhaps in Monaco."

Although the 2009 champion has only out-qualified 2008 champion Hamilton once this season, Button insisted he has been happy with his performance and is starting to feel at one with his car.

"I wanted to work with the team to find a car I was really comfortable with in qualifying and really be able to push it to the limits, and I'm quite happy," he added.

"I've been outqualified by Lewis 4-1 and if you look at that, it doesn't look great, but I'm actually happy with it.

"At the last race he got me by three hundredths, so that's very close.

"He's just had the edge in qualifying, but the feeling I have in the car makes me much more comfortable and I've definitely had a better consistency in qualifying this year - exactly what you need over a long season."

Silverchair Call It Quits After 20 Years

After just under 20 years of making music together and being one of Australia’s most popular alternative rock trios, Silverchair are going into “indefinite hibernation” for the foreseeable future. Band members Daniel Johns, Chris Joannou and Ben Gillies posted a statement on their website to tell fans that they were going their separate ways. They wrote:

We formed Silverchair nearly 20 years ago when we were just 12 years old. Today we stand by the same rules now as we did back then ... if the band stops being fun and if it's no longer fulfilling creatively, then we need to stop. We assure you that this decision has not been taken lightly. In fact we've been struggling with it for quite a while now . . . As a result we've decided to put the band into 'a deep sleep' while we all do other things that we find more inspiring right now. This means that Silverchair won't be making music together or playing shows any time soon. It also means that the three of us won't be working together unless and until it feels right again.

They started working on a new record in 2009 but it never came to fruition. During their time together they produced five studio albums, the most recent release being Young Modern in 2007. Some of their memorable hits include “Tomorrow,” “Anthem For the Year 2000,” “Miss You Love,” “The Greatest View” and “Straight Lines.” So while they haven’t ruled out a reunion in the future, it looks like this will be the end of Silverchair as we know it. What are some of your favourite Silverchair songs? Will you miss their music?

Oprah Winfrey signs off quietly, after quarter of a century

"We have hooted and hollered together," said Oprah Winfrey, her throat already catching, standing alone on stage in a girlish pink dress, her hair somewhat alarmingly blown back. It was possibly the most consummate Oprah moment ever in her 25 years on TV, one that summed up everything that her most devoted viewers, – all 7 million of them, daily – love about her.

The celebrity dazzle might have brought more media attention over the years: Tom Cruise on (and above) her sofa; James Frey shamefacedly admitting to his lies. But that is not the true Oprah appeal, what has made this former child of poverty into a billionaire and possibly the most successful woman, and certainly the most successful black woman, in the world. This appeal can be summed up, in true Oprah style, like a homestead recipe: take one cup of informality, two pounds of sentimentality, a scoop of mainstream feminine fashion, sprinkle in some intelligence amid the sweetness and glaze all over with the intimation of intimacy, taking especial care to cover up any awkward signs that your personal life is as far away from that of your average viewer as it is possible to be.

On Monday and Tuesday, to kick off her last week on network television Winfrey held what can only be described as an extravaganza, with apparently every celebrity in America popping by to ladle on the hyperbole even more thickly than Oprah – no slouch in that department, she – ever managed. Madonna said a prayer to her, Beyonce seemed to think Oprah was the president, Diane Sawyer announced that she is planting "Oprah trees" across America. Rumours that Winfrey's face is to be carved into Mount Rushmore were, at time of press, unconfirmed.

But for her last show, which had garnered so much pre-publicity that a 30 second advert was said to cost $1m (£614m), Winfrey returned to her base. She held a quiet show, in which she was the only person on stage – she is, after all, who her fans love most – and it revealed what Winfrey has taken the most pride in.

There were plenty of needlepoint truisms – "Do unto others as you would have others do unto you" – but she keenly emphasised the social issues she has focused on over the years (sexual abuse, alcoholism) and the words "Jonathan Franzen" were not mentioned once, nor, thank heavens, was any of the new age baloney she has increasingly peddled. Nor, tellingly, was OWN, her decidedly bland television network that she is now focused on to build up the so far disappointing viewer figures, bringing Winfrey her first professional setback.

"To God be the glory," was her final line, after a quarter of a century. And, you could almost see this admirably determined woman think, hopefully some more will come to her.

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101 ways to annoy people

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 

14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 

21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control. 

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 

34. Drum on every available surface. 

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times. 

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. 

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 

45. Honk and wave to strangers. 

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 

49. Wear your pants backwards. 

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 

53. only type in lowercase. 

54. dont use any punctuation either 

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 

73. Drive half a block. 

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are. 

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl. 

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes". 

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet. 

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 

86. Wear a LOT of cologne. 

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors. 

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" 

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something 
about "psychological profiles." 

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 

96. Never make eye contact. 

97. Never break eye contact. 

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. 

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.